I got my first trimester screening blood work drawn today and the phlebotomist was this young guy who says “So is this a congratulations or an unplanned pregnancy”. Yeah I’m serious, that’s what he said. Let me think about this $$$$$$$. I’ll go with planned. As in I spent months getting wands shoved up my vag, giving myself shots, and thousands of dollars. You can’t get anymore planned than that. Has all bedside manner been thrown out the door or has IF turned me into an uber-sensitive wench? I just couldn’t engage in conversation after that. Especially after he asked if this was my first. FU buddy and have a great memorial weekend, I know I will :-).